How to fix the BP oil leak

* Aja · My · Ajax *

BP oil leak problem solved! One of these ideas will fix it ;)

How will BP stop the leak in the Gulf?... When will oil stop gushing??... Any idea who is in charge??...
Who can solve the oil crisis longer term??... How can the oil rig problem be fixed tomorrow or sooner??...
Will the oil slick go around Florida and the Keys soon???... Will I lose my mind before this is all over????...

How to fix the BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico (humor)

No need to worry about containment or what BP and the Obama administration will do,
or how to clean up the beaches, marsh lands, or put fresh seafood on your plate,
here are practical if not inexpensive solutions to America's oil disaster...

* Put New York's Empire State Building in the hole upside down to plug it!

* Get physicist Steven Hawking to create a new element called "anti-oil-ium."

* Hire a team of Hollywood movie heroes to dive right down there and fix it.

* Put a "political action committee" team on the rigs with the engineers.
  They will be so annoyed they will plug the leak in no time.
  
* Get the government to print a stack of IOU's for the national debt then
  sink that stack over the hole.  That will close it for generations.
  
* Convince the Chinese to drill a hole on the other side of the world to
  relieve the pressure.
  
* Pull the plug on the Gulf of Mexico and let the basin dry out for the summer. :)
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Well, hope these jokes cheered you up while we wait for the real fix and bp oil spill cleanup...
* Compliments of AjaMyAjax...

Best wishes to all, especially the so-called "small people" who stand very tall.